Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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