Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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