last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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