How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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