I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
