Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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