wat bout pragnant strippers??
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I am mentally ready for anal.
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