its not stalking. its research.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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