Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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