I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
There r osticjed everywhere
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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