This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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