He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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