All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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