Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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