I'm drive I can fine osifer
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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