i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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