Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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