Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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