Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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