they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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