doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
