Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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