Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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