Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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