"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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