I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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