She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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