There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
