You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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