I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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