Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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