"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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