Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just found puke in my bra..
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
