I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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