I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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