Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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