Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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