if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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