I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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