That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
