The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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