So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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