everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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