Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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