I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
