I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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