She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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