I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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