Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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