sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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