I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
honey bunches of taint.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
i now understand why vodka
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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