Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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