I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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