is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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