If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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