So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
only you would photoshop your dick
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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