So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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